Kaiju Fan’s Wife Ranks Kaiju By Their Cuddliness Factor

Sometimes you may have significant others in your lives that aren’t really into the Godzilla thing, but are really supportive of it. We appreciate those folks in our lives, and this one goes out to them. A while ago, my best friend’s wife ranked all of the major Godzilla kaiju by how cuddly they were. Some of the results may surprise you, but also remember, this was just for fun, and we hope that you may make your own cuddly kaiju tier list. Also, does anybody remember the Dav Pilkey Dogzilla and Cat Kong books?

The Tiers:

S-Tier: Multiple Hugs and a Kiss on the Head

A-Tier: A Hug and Head Scratches

B-tier: Head Pats and a Nose Boop

C-tier: Cute At Arm’s Length

D-tier: Respectfully, Please Stay Away

F-Tier: No

Bonus Tier: Spider = Bad

The Tier List

Some of the biggest surprises for us were Chibi Godzilla being on “Please stay away”, as he’s pretty cute to most people. Perhaps it’s the cold, soulless eyes. We do, however, absolutely agree with the notion that Godzilly from the Godzilland show is more cuddly than her male counterpart, Godzilla.

What kaiju are the cutest and most cuddly to you? Sound off, and show us your tier lists!